These are one of my favorite doodles, right in between cheez doodles and labradoodles.

這是我最喜歡的玩意之一 排在起司條和拉布拉多之間

Then why are you doodling his name then? I don't know.

那你寫他的大名干啥? 我也不知道是怎么了

It's just a doodle. It's an old habit.

只是幅涂鴉 這是舊習(xí)了

The bathroom is fine and I've got a doodle that proves it.

浴室的設(shè)計(jì)很好 我那張涂鴉就能證明

I don't want to hear what you call his doodle noodle.

我可不想知道你給他小弟弟起的昵稱

But these particular doodles suggest something peculiar to me.

但這些涂鴉 讓我聯(lián)想到一些很奇怪的東西

Espionage is a big leap from doodles in some old newspaper.

間諜活動(dòng)和在報(bào)紙上涂鴉差別可是很大的

That's true. I used to doodle your maiden name on napkins.

確實(shí)是 我以前在餐巾紙上亂寫過你的姓

And my roommate is dogsitting her uncle's mini golden doodle.

我室友在幫她叔叔照看迷你金毛貴賓犬

New rules fiddling with your doodle happens in your bedroom.

新家規(guī) 僅限私人臥室擼管