I guess they gave up on their jockstrap tequila.

我想他們沒再開發(fā)三角拉力褲龍舌蘭了

backstrapping, jockstrapping, cokewrapping, and all that bollocks.

什么一層卷 護(hù)檔卷 什么混可卡因卷 都是扯淡

I feel like I'm wearing a cheese grater for a jockstrap.

我感覺像把干酪刨絲器當(dāng)做*護(hù)身穿了

It's really fun when you're the catcher, except you're the only kid on the team that has to wear a jockstrap.

當(dāng)接球手真的很好玩 但整支隊(duì)只有接球手 必須穿護(hù)襠

Oh, right, because I totally make all my decisions based off of what some roidedout jockstrap has to say.

是啊 因?yàn)槲业乃袥Q定都是 看一個(gè)肌肉發(fā)達(dá)的運(yùn)動(dòng)員的臉色

Basically, a medieval jockstrap made out of super scratchy sackcloth that digs into your skin and lacerates your genitals 24/7.

就是中世紀(jì)護(hù)襠 用搔人的粗麻布做的 刺入你的皮膚 24小時(shí)不間斷劃破你的生殖器