Kev's only doing this because he loves you.

小凱這么做也只是因為他愛你

Kev, you know we like her more than you.

小凱 相比你 我們更喜歡她

Kev, how is that helping? I don't know.

小凱 講這個有什么幫助嗎 我也不懂

Kev, this is what you've always wanted.

小凱 這是你一直以來的夢想

Kev, if you don't take him, they'll have to put him down.

凱文 如果你不養(yǎng) 他們就得殺了它

Kev doesn't know what he's talking about.

小凱都不知道自己在說什么

Kev, what the hell happened? I don't know.

凱文 到底怎么回事 我不知道

Kev, being molested is not the same thing as being loved.

小凱 被猥褻跟被愛完全是兩回事

Kev doesn't even know what a vacuum is.

小凱根本就不知道吸塵器[同真空]是什么

Kev, we don't have room for all this shit in this *allass house.

小凱 房子這么小 我們沒有空間 來放這些東西了