But you're my sponsor. I think I need to be sponsored.

但你是我的擔保人 我覺得我需要你的擔保

Call your sponsor. I don't want to talk to my sponsor now.

打給擔保人 我現在不想和我的擔保人說話

So I called my sponsor, and the thing about my sponsor is that he's a loud talker.

我打電話給我的擔保人 我的擔保人 他是個大嗓門

I know we're not supposed to judge anybody here, but whoever's sponsoring this girl isn't qualified to sponsor a bowling team.

我知道我們在這里不該評判別人 但是這姑娘的互助對象 不夠格贊助保齡球隊

I can't do that. I'm her sponsor, she needs me.

我不能這樣做 我是她的互助對象 她需要我

Hey, I'm your sponsor, it's what we do.

我是你的互助對象 我們就做這種事

You're an addict, I'm your sponsor that's it.

你是個癮君子 而我只是你的擔保人

If I was your sponsor, that's what I would tell you.

如果我是你的贊助人 我會這么跟你說

I had to call my sponsor before and after.

我得在之前和之后打給互助對象

But that is where the sponsor comes in.

這就是贊助商派上用場的時候了